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Journal Entry: Thu Jan 11, 2007, 11:03 PM
  • Mood: Depressed
  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: 5 poetry books, 3 fantisy, and 2 Sci fi books
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
I liked this one, yes I edditted a bit to be a bit more gender friendly. x's mean they apply to me...

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (X)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/bastard. (X)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (X)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (X) egnostic but most people think so anyway...
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (X)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (X)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (X) this happens to me WAY too much, untill they know me anyway.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (X)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a (man-)whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (X) see my responce to the guy on, it apply's here
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (X)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm not A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (X)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM/DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock. (X)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (X)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (X)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (X)
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (X)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay/sleeping with them. (X)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay/sleeping with them. (X)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (X)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (X)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Apr 27, 2008, 1:02:03 PM
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    FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
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    *Icen:iconIcen: Mar 22, 2008, 10:11:48 PM Mood: Aroused
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    *Icen:iconIcen: Mar 10, 2008, 11:56:13 AM
    Send This To All Ur Friends,
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    Dear Friend,
    When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
    I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
    but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
    run away dont be afraid to call me.
    I dont promise to ask u to stop......
    but I can run with u.
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    call me.
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    but also promise to remain quiet.
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    and there is no answer.....
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    *Icen:iconIcen: Feb 27, 2008, 10:22:15 PM
    :drool:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Feb 24, 2008, 1:33:39 PM Mood: Love
    :date:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Feb 14, 2008, 9:22:56 PM Mood: Passionate
    I love you. :heart:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Dec 19, 2007, 10:21:26 PM
    Ich liebe dich. Du bist meine Sonne.

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Nov 17, 2007, 8:52:33 PM
    Du bist meine Sonnescheit :heart:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Sep 5, 2007, 12:11:47 PM
    :blowkiss: :smooch: :heart: :love:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Aug 19, 2007, 12:04:24 AM
    :love:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Aug 13, 2007, 11:52:04 PM
    :hump: :horny:

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    *Icen:iconIcen: May 2, 2007, 1:43:42 PM
    ILUVOO!!!

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Mar 25, 2007, 8:25:58 PM
    :love: :heart:

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    ~rhodespottery:iconrhodespottery: Jan 31, 2007, 10:06:58 PM
    Thanks for the fav!

    Cheers, Jerry
    ~Dirc:iconDirc: Jan 30, 2007, 8:06:11 PM
    thank you again, I try to make them matter

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    "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
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    *sculptin:iconsculptin: Jan 30, 2007, 9:08:35 AM
    Aww, what a great comment! :blush:
    ~Dirc:iconDirc: Jan 15, 2007, 4:24:00 AM
    you are welcome, and the honor is mine to watch your work grow on you 'artist journey'

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    "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
    - A. Einstein
    ~Dirc:iconDirc: Jan 15, 2007, 4:22:43 AM
    you are welcome

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    ~Dirc:iconDirc: Jan 15, 2007, 4:22:32 AM
    hello

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    *sculptin:iconsculptin: Jan 10, 2007, 8:33:50 PM
    Hey Dirc, Thanks for the watch. I'm honored you took an interest in my artist journey. Let me know if you have any questionsalong the way.
    *salshep:iconsalshep: Jan 8, 2007, 6:34:50 AM
    Hey, thanks for the watch! Much appreciated. :)

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Dec 10, 2006, 2:54:27 PM
    :cuddle:

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    ~kitsumie:iconkitsumie: Nov 30, 2006, 8:54:12 AM
    *Waves* Helloo :D

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    *Icen:iconIcen: Oct 30, 2006, 7:26:05 PM
    Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich
    Mit dir stehen die Sekunden
    Lohnen nicht ohne dich

    Ich liebe dich :heart:

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