I liked this one, yes I edditted a bit to be a bit more gender friendly. x's mean they apply to me...

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (X)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/bastard. (X)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (X)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (X) egnostic but most people think so anyway...
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (X)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (X)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (X) this happens to me WAY too much, untill they know me anyway.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (X)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a (man-)whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (X) see my responce to the guy on, it apply's here
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (X)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm not A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (X)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM/DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock. (X)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (X)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (X)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (X)
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (X)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay/sleeping with them. (X)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay/sleeping with them. (X)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (X)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (X)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I hate ranting but I have to let off some steam. so don't read if you're going to yell at me, trust me I know how illogical this is.

So I was supposed to go skiing with my Aunt, and I love her, but she’s self-centered. She lives near Los Vegas, but there are mountains out near there, with some nice slopes. So my flight was booked (my parents were paying as a Christmas gift) and I was packed, and getting pretty syced, 'cause I love to ski and this was a week trip for that and only that. And the night before, my Aunt said she was to sick to pick me up or ski with me so the trip had to be rescheduled, no big. However, I'm going to be just a tad busy these next two months with a musical coming up, too busy to take a weekend off more likely then not, and the flight tickets couldn't be rescheduled after that. And we are not that rich to just blink $200 off like nothing. As it is that is the most expensive Christmas I've ever received. So then what? I suggested that we just cut the week in half, she would spend the first part of the week recovering, then later I would show up and we could go. That went over as a 'well... ok' to everyone involved. It cost us an extra 100 to reschedule the flight, and mom started tearing me apart for it, no matter that it was no one's fault what so ever. so I unpacked to do a better job of it and sat for two days, repacked and got all set on the third day... and she (my aunt) flat out canceled on me because she felt worse, too bad to even just pick me up, so now I'm disappointed, pissed, and I know mom's going to freak cause she spent 300 on NOTHING. What the hell?! Now I get to mope around the house for the rest of break (friends are mostly busy or out of town) and hide from mom whenever she gets home. Life is wonderful sometimes; this was my one chance to relax over winter break and it's long gone now. I'm going to feel like such crap when school starts again. I can't even think strait NOW! What’ll I be like then?!

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

No.
Explanations.

Not as easy as you might think...

1. Yourself: mixed
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: close
3. Your hair: waves
4. Your mother/stepmother: worrier
5. Your father/stepfather: friend
6. Your favorite item: creation
7. Your dream last night: content
8. Your favorite drink: H20
9. Your dream car: shoes
10. The room you are in: devided
11. Your Ex: pain
12. Your fear: apathy
13. What you want to be in 10 years: backstage
14. Who you hung out with last night: Homework
15. What you're not: relaxed
16. Muffins: blueberry
17: One of your wish list items: Prachette
18: Time: relevent
19. The last thing you did: type
20. What you are wearing: pants
21. Your favorite weather: snowing
22. Your favorite book: Thud
23. The last thing you ate: turkey
24. Your life: erelevent
25. Your mood: tired
26. Your best friend: N/A
27. What are you thinking about right now?: poetry
28. Your car: old
29. What are you doing at the moment?: procrastenating
30. Your summer: sweet
31. Your relationship status: evolving
32. What is on your TV?: 007
33. What is the weather like?: dark
34. When is the last time you laughed?: noon

I have over 125, things I need to comment on now, which honestly is better then it was, but it's still killing me so... screw it I'm just cut out everyone but the people I'm closest too... that include's everyone who useally responds to these little pointless intries... so yeah, hopefully by the end of thanksgiving I'll have finally finished of this stupid thing for at least a while... I'm going to be so happy when I can stop this and start writing again...

oh yeah, and FFXII has officailly eaten my soul when I don't get compy access.

I realize I have neither updated nor commented on anyone’s art in forever; I'm really busy lately, lots of work, plus homework, plus make-up work, plus socializing(friends demanding hang out time), plus lots of deviations and messages to look through... I'm trying I swear... don't feel neglected I've saved the people I comment on for last, once my brains starts working again... I didn't mean to abandon you guys... just got avalanched in stuff...really,really sorry...need sleep…need break…